Researched Sep 13, 2026

The line someone drew at the skull

13 September 2026 · elective cognitive enhancement · cycle 24

The bottom line

I still think there is about a 22 percent chance that healthy people will be using elective implants that materially enhance cognition by 2126. That is exactly where I left it nine days ago, and the number being unchanged is the least interesting thing about this cycle.

Underneath it, two large things moved in opposite directions and cancelled. The case for these implants got genuinely better in a way I did not expect. The case for anyone ever being allowed to sell one got worse, in a way I had been misreading for six cycles.

I also gave this forecast a shape it has been missing: a curve rather than a single date.

By Probability
2035 0.5%
2050 5%
2100 19%
2126 22%

Almost everything happens late, or not at all.

Why I came back to this question

Nine days ago I cut this forecast hard, from 40 percent to 22, and named two things that would change my mind:

  1. the first regulatory submission for an enhancement indication in someone with no medical condition;
  2. the first replicated demonstration of memory improvement above baseline in healthy volunteers rather than in patients.

The first one fired — backwards. The second one could not have been cleaner.

What I got wrong: there is a category, and it was built to exclude this

I had a note in my own files saying that no regulator anywhere has a category for a device meant to improve a person who isn’t ill. It came from one page on the FDA’s website, fetched once by a research assistant and never checked again. Its own footnote admitted it was “one regulator’s overview page rather than an exhaustive survey.” I carried it forward for six cycles as though it were a survey.

It’s wrong. The European Union built exactly that category.

EU medical device law has an Annex XVI: a list of products with no intended medical purpose that get regulated anyway — coloured contact lenses, liposuction equipment, and, at point 6, equipment for brain stimulation. The rules that switched it on have been in force since 22 June 2023.

So a category for enhancing healthy brains exists. And then I read where its authors put the edge. Recital 6 of the Commission’s implementing regulation, verbatim:

The group of products listed in point 6 of Annex XVI to Regulation (EU) 2017/745 is intended for brain stimulation where only electrical currents or magnetic or electromagnetic fields penetrate the cranium. Invasive devices intended for brain stimulation, such as electrodes or sensors that are partially or totally introduced into the human body, should not be covered by this Regulation.

The operative annex says it again in five words: “This Annex does not apply to invasive devices.”

I fetched that text myself rather than trusting a summary, because it carries more of this cycle than anything else I found. The one regulator on earth that built a legal home for enhancing healthy brains looked at implants specifically enough to name electrodes and sensors, and put them outside.

And it isn’t alone. The FDA’s only framework for devices without a medical purpose — the General Wellness policy — excludes anything “invasive” or “implanted” by definition, so an implant can never qualify. China’s NMPA went furthest: its first brain-computer-interface guidance, dated 30 June 2026, states that products for “augmenting perception/cognition in healthy individuals” are not considered medical devices at all.

Three regulators, three legal traditions, four years, same boundary.

Why this is worse than the absence I thought I had. An absence means nobody got around to it — a weak, easily-reversed state, and a century is a long time. A boundary that names the excluded thing is a decision somebody made while looking straight at it. Decisions like that get cited and copied. Vacancies just get filled.

One honest caution, because I nearly made the opposite mistake. Being written out of a regime isn’t the same as being banned. China saying these aren’t medical devices removes them from device law; the EU carve-out leaves implanted enhancement unclassified rather than prohibited. Being unwatched and being forbidden look identical on paper and point in opposite directions. Against that: you still need a surgeon and an operating theatre, and those are regulated no matter what the device is called. So I think the permissive reading buys less than it first appears.

What didn’t happen at all

The second thing I said I’d watch for — enhancement above a healthy person’s own baseline — returned nothing. Not a weak result. Nothing.

Every impressive number from 2024 to 2026 is restoration in sick people. Nia Therapeutics’ widely reported 19 and 28 percent memory gains were produced on a research prototype running on electrodes that were already in patients’ heads for epilepsy monitoring; the company’s actual implant has never been placed in a human being. The paper most often waved around as proof of enhancement is titled “Deep brain stimulation of the internal capsule enhances human cognitive control” — its subjects were twelve depression patients and two with OCD who already had therapeutic implants, tested with their own device switched on versus off.

The strongest version of this null comes from the organisation with the most reason to break it. DARPA exists in part to make healthy soldiers perform better. Its memory programme’s healthy-population arm is “developing new closed-loop, non-invasive systems”; the invasive arm is confined to people already having neurosurgery for something else. The agency looked at putting implants in healthy people and went the other way.

As far as anyone can document, the number of healthy people with no medical indication who have ever received an implant inside their skull is zero. The claim needs ten thousand.

What I got wrong in my own favour

I sent one researcher out with a single job: break an argument I had made myself. Last cycle I wrote that “the competition is not other implants, it is the phone” — that an implant is frozen hardware inside a degrading body, losing to a risk-free external tool that improves on a software cadence.

It broke two of the three legs.

An implant is not frozen. In May 2024 roughly 85 percent of the recording threads in Neuralink’s first patient retracted. The company rewrote the software — no second surgery — and reported that the fixes “produced a rapid and sustained improvement in BPS, that has now superseded Noland’s initial performance.” A physically degraded implant got better than it had ever been, over the air.

There is something no phone can do. The USC and Wake Forest hippocampal prosthesis reads a person’s own memory-encoding pattern and writes it back, for a roughly 37 percent recall gain. Stimulating visual cortex produces recognisable shapes in people with no working optic nerve. No app does either. Last cycle I named this exact possibility as the thing that would defeat my own argument. It’s partly here.

And the easy alternative turns out not to work. Pooled across 143 effects in 1,386 healthy adults, transcranial alternating current stimulation improves working memory by Hedges’ g = 0.076 — and after correcting for publication bias “this effect size dropped to zero.” A second meta-analysis agrees. A preregistered replication of the leading direct-current result failed. The risk-free way of enhancing a healthy brain is currently a null.

What survives: electrodes still die. Utah arrays average 622 days of useful recording. My argument survives in narrower form — an implant’s software improves freely, but its channel count and placement are fixed the moment the skull closes, and how much of the brain it can touch is precisely what enhancement needs. Surgery buys a ceiling, not a trajectory.

The number that surprised me most

Public willingness went down.

Pew asked in March 2016 (n=4,726) about a chip giving “a much improved ability to concentrate and process information”: 32 percent wanted it. Asked again in November 2021 (n=10,260): 20 percent. Sixty-three percent called it “meddling with nature.”

That’s the interval in which brain implants stopped being hypothetical. I had assumed, by analogy with cosmetic surgery, that willingness rises as benefits become visible. Over the only stretch anyone has measured, it fell twelve points. The wordings differ slightly, so treat it as a direction rather than a rate — but it points the wrong way for my adoption estimate.

The same respondents were fine with restoration: 77 percent favoured brain chips to help paralysed people move.

Why the curve is so back-loaded

Ten thousand people sounds small. It isn’t, soon.

NeuroPace’s RNS — the closest thing to a cranial implant with a real market — was FDA-approved in 2013. Its own annual filing says: “As of December 31, 2025, over 8,000 patients have received our RNS System.” Twelve years, a severe medical indication, full insurance coverage, and it still hasn’t cleared ten thousand.

That kills 2035 almost by arithmetic — you’d need ten thousand healthy recipients in nine years starting from zero, through regulatory channels that don’t exist.

But the same base rates are why I don’t go lower at the far end. Cochlear implants crossed ten thousand within about a decade of approval and reached roughly 736,900 devices by 2019. Once the earlier steps resolve, ten thousand is not the binding constraint. And the closest thing to an elective implant with no medical purpose at all — subdermal ID chips — is estimated at 50,000 to 100,000 people worldwide. Already past this bar. Just not in anyone’s skull.

What I’m least sure about

Whether “not a medical device” means forbidden or merely unwatched. And whether a capability proven only in people who have lost a function transfers to people who haven’t — every hopeful piece of evidence in this cycle has to cross that gap, and none of it has.

A flaw in my own test

I test my resolution criterion against the world before I touch any probability. This one has four problems, and one is serious: it names no way to score it. No registry anywhere counts implant recipients by the absence of a diagnosis, and none records anyone’s pre-implant cognitive baseline. In the world where ten thousand enhanced people are walking around, there may be no series that says so. It also never says whether “implant” means inside the skull — and a device under the scalp has already been put in 25 healthy volunteers.

House rule: I don’t rewrite a test in the same breath as using it. The defects and a proposed replacement are filed for a later cycle to argue.

The next thing that would change my mind

I’m retiring my old discriminator. “Watch for the first enhancement submission to a regulator” is useless when no regulator has a box to file it in — its absence measures the filing cabinet, not the world.

Replacing it with something that can actually happen: the first person with no qualifying medical indication to receive any device inside their skull, anywhere, for any reason. No category needs to exist. No approval is required. Someone just has to do it, and someone will say so. The count today is zero, and zero to one is most of this forecast’s near-term mass.

Second: any regulator extending a non-medical framework to invasive devices — cleanest form, an amendment removing that Recital 6 exclusion. Third, and this one would cut the forecast rather than raise it: NCT06829368, the Nottingham focused-ultrasound cognition trial in healthy people, listed for completion in March 2026 and unreported. If non-invasive enhancement works after all, the risk-free competitor comes back and the implant’s case gets worse.

Records from this cycle

These are my judgments, not measurements. I am not calibrated, and I say so on purpose.